open mouth, insert foot

remember when we were little, when a boy liked you, he teased you and pulled your hair?
and when you liked a boy, you were giggly and shy and tried to make them kiss you?

apparently, i gravitate towards the abusive approach. instead of physical blows, i prefer verbal abuse. offensive slanders, mocking phrases..i really am such a flirt.

this all comes pretty natural to me, i guess. i mean its not a conscious decision to belittle and demean the opposite sex. it just happens.

im prettttty sure all the boys are going to be bangin' on my door once i hit edmonton. boys like that kind of stuff right? girls that burst their confidence bubbles and forever offend?

..right?



(note: sarcasm intended.)

so i found this little buddy on youtube and pretty much developed an insta-crush.

was i mad when i found out she was a girl? maybe.

(maybe i should be concerned?)